dullwhitegirl:

☺️☺️☺️☺️
07.21.14 /18:37/ 990139

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

cutely-perverted:

me
07.17.14 /16:59/ 25183

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me


Beetlejuice (1988)
07.12.14 /22:15/ 15393
the-witches-beard:

littled33r:

myskinnybones:

parkingstrange:

moonstresss:

Thinking of having kids? These pictures might make you think otherwise!



I hate children

reblogging for that gif tho >


That gif. So relatable.
07.12.14 /22:09/ 13231

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

twinkleslut:

austin powers!!

rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.
07.12.14 /22:05/ 487083

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

youngblackandvegan:

lonequeen:

Hands down the best vine I’ve seen 

mama goals

Canvas  by  andbamnan